*Insert Jessica Lange quote*

guy:

being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body

madeupmonkeyshit:

when you pushing out the fart

then you realize it aint fart

image

epic-humor:

copy and paste yourself into my bed

jessicalangelovers:

The King and the Queen! 

jessicalangelovers:

The King and the Queen! 

drink-your-soda:

musicianandmusician:

Ringo Starr and David Bowie


Beauties

drink-your-soda:

musicianandmusician:

Ringo Starr and David Bowie

Beauties

penguinsandlanadelbowie:

markbellhorn:

let us all remember the greatest american idol audition

Is that Tobias

DONT EVER COLOR ON YOUR NAILS WITH DRY ERASE MARKER???????

orchid-ink:

iraffiruse:

Satisfying things

being a human is so weird

bowel-city:

gf: babe, come over

me: I aint got a car

gf: but my parents aren’t home

me:

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sarahpaulsonxo:

Sarah buying Birkenstock in west hollywood today

sarahpaulsonxo:

Sarah buying Birkenstock in west hollywood today