*Insert Jessica Lange quote*

notkatniss:

all clothes should be like $1

all these little hoes lookin at me i just can’t do this. these hoes. I don’t think they loyal.

mysideofreality:

I get so excited when people send me asks, like you could literally just send me one that says pancakes and I’d be so flattered that you took the time to send me that

stonedbabygirl:

current goals so i put them on my wall

stonedbabygirl:

current goals so i put them on my wall

person: who's that old woman who dresses strangely?
me: no no no man you're not gettin it that's Steven Tyler.
australianpikachu:

australianpikachu:

*leaves facebook forever*

australianpikachu:

australianpikachu:

*leaves facebook forever*

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sometimes-butts:

ibnuprofen:

hotdog-friend:

is that butter

no it’s stonehenge

I can’t believe it’s not butter

sometimes-butts:

ibnuprofen:

hotdog-friend:

is that butter

no it’s stonehenge

I can’t believe it’s not butter

nedbert:

nedbert:



drag it


im GONNA

THIS POST PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH BECAUSE IT WAS A SUBMISSION AND IT HAS OVER 12,000 FUCKING NOTES AND IT’S JUST A FUCKING COSMIC BROWNIE AND IT’S TRANSPARENT AND WHEN YOU DRAG IT SAYS HAIL SATAN WHOOP DE FUCKING DOO A FUCKING TRANSPARENT SATAN COSMIC BROWNIE IM DELETING THE INTERNET 

nedbert:

nedbert:

drag it

im GONNA

THIS POST PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH BECAUSE IT WAS A SUBMISSION AND IT HAS OVER 12,000 FUCKING NOTES AND IT’S JUST A FUCKING COSMIC BROWNIE AND IT’S TRANSPARENT AND WHEN YOU DRAG IT SAYS HAIL SATAN WHOOP DE FUCKING DOO A FUCKING TRANSPARENT SATAN COSMIC BROWNIE IM DELETING THE INTERNET 

nevershavethomas:

i cant tell if im laughing because he’s the funniest man ever or crying because we’ll never have this again

happy-avocado:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

kushdrinker:

have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u image

i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. 

both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage